Just in case you didn't get the royal memo, it was writ that all pretty, pretty princesses hereby reserve the right to wear magical reverse-lockets that let them take pictures—and said magical lockets ...

I have no idea why they say this digital camera is for kids. It’s pink, comes with a pink beaded necklace and has the name “princess” in it. Tell me, what’s better than that? But alas, it looks like ...